var Quotation=new Array()
Quotation[0] = "++ observe through
the pale skin sea ++";
Quotation[1] = "++ det hav han har tænkt sig
at betræde ++";
Quotation[2] = "++ aj86af7dv7 xjx9 8) ((=)/ a ###########
ajkflsa99 001010111 ++";
Quotation[3] = "++ see the world -
be a crewslut ++";
Quotation[4] = "++ let the bomb go off
in wonderful technicolor ++";
Quotation[5] = "++ the antler king
will leave the closure ++";
Quotation[6] = "++ possessed by...
a red cowboy ++";
Quotation[7] = "++ tonight we will use our finest cutlery,
the pincers and scalpel ++";
Quotation[8] = "++ the parasite ark will be
crushed in the waves ++";
Quotation[9] = "++ we are not
a football team ++";
Quotation[10] = "++ we live inside you
emperor ++";
Quotation[11] = "++ help,
we're a rock! ++";
Quotation[12] = "++ born
outta love ++";
Quotation[13] = "++ straightedge
as fuck ++";
Quotation[14] = "++ worship the sun
and pay the price ++";
Quotation[15] = "++ bears go into hibernation at least 12 times a year...
proven fact ++";
Quotation[16] = "++ diamond
cock ++";
Quotation[17] = "++ fuck me
your majesty! ++";
Quotation[18] = "++ birdcatcher kills
the riverbank ++";
Quotation[19] = "++ can we please get another nail
in the coffin of cultural theft? ++";
Quotation[20] = "++ eaten
by deer ++";
Quotation[21] = "++ suffering from severe
hulahopp wounds ++";
Quotation[22] = "++ we slept with the queen
and all we got was this lousy homepage ++";
Quotation[23] = "++ we raped the queen
and the king is next ++";
Quotation[24] = "++ funkytown was invented by indians
to communicate with animals ++";
Quotation[25] = "++ we'll sell out
when you start buying ++";
Quotation[26] = "++ coldfused erection
brought to you by bosch ++";
Quotation[27] = "++ overwhelmed by the growth
of the dogs ++";
var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(
Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();